El generador aleatorio (y absurdo) de texto para periodismo de videojuegos

por pinjed
1 octubre 2014 | 12:45
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Los alemanes locos de Superlevel han publicado estos días una pequeña herramienta en Javascript que es completamente inútil, aunque te echas unas buenas risas. Se llama The Games Journalism Dummy Text Generator y es un script que genera texto aleatorio basado en las malas costumbres que solemos tener los que nos dedicamos a escribir sobre jueguicos: decir estupideces vacías, por ejemplo. El generador aleatorio (y sin ningún sentido) de texto de periodismo de videojuegos
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 El resultado no suele tener sentido alguno, pero no deja de tener su gracia porque al fin y al cabo MMORPG local multiplayer nightmare simulation teaser.
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