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  • #50407
    RigalRigal
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    Os dejo uno y a ver que os sale http://www.semeuke.com/quiz.php

    Supongo que podeis poner algún otro curioso que veais, realmente da igual, quiero que hagais este y pongais los resultados.

    #327323
    FixxxerFixxxer
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    [code:3fcs9o39]You are a Sadistic Seme!

    It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you’re all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you’ll be. It’s no fun if they don’t struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

    Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
    Least compatible with:Everyone else[/code:3fcs9o39]

    #327330

    [img:t9cgv1y6]http://www.semeuke.com/images/fts.gif[/img:t9cgv1y6]
    [b:t9cgv1y6]You are a Don’t Fuck With Me Seme![/b:t9cgv1y6]Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you’re the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
    Most compatible with: Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
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    #327331
    La VoisinLa Voisin
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    [code:1pyhphwc]You are a Chibi Seme!

    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke[/code:1pyhphwc]

    #327347

    Otro "Don’t fuck with me etc.". Lo acojonante es que lo han clavado en cuanto al tipo de tias que me mola. WAHT

    [spoiler:2p07d1e3]sep, ya se que esto es Yaoi 100%, pero con un poquito de pensamiento lateral todo se arregla :emo:[/spoiler:2p07d1e3]

    #327367

    [img:1rmfms3q]http://www.semeuke.com/images/hdt.gif[/img:1rmfms3q]
    [b:1rmfms3q]You are a Opportunist Seme![/b:1rmfms3q]
    Preying on the clueless is what you’re all about. You really don’t intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you’re not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
    Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke

    Aqui nos gusta dar en vez de recibir por lo que veo XDDD

    #327368
    smartsmart
    Miembro

    [quote="Deus Ex Machina":16kqcwh6][img:16kqcwh6]http://www.semeuke.com/images/hdt.gif[/img:16kqcwh6]
    [b:16kqcwh6]You are a mio_tony Seme![/b:16kqcwh6]
    Preying on the clueless is what you’re all about. You really don’t intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you’re not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
    Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke

    [/quote:16kqcwh6]
    Like totally fixed.

    #327370
    patodegomapatodegoma
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    Cuando salga la pelicula en castellano me avisen por favor.

    #327373
    GilikongGilikong
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    [quote:3myws2kf]You are a Chibi Seme
    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke[/quote:3myws2kf]

    ¿Que cojones es esto?.

    edit: Puñetera wikipedia, casi preferia no saberlo :pared: :pared:

    #327381
    pabliterpabliter
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    [quote="gilkong":301altu4][quote:301altu4]You are a Chibi Seme
    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke[/quote:301altu4]

    ¿Que cojones es esto?.

    edit: Puñetera wikipedia, casi preferia no saberlo :pared: :pared:[/quote:301altu4]

    Me ha salido la misma mierda.

    #327388
    RigalRigal
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    Oh, pobre Undu, deus y resto de chibi shemes estais a un paso de la otra acera.

    A mi me ha salido…

    [img:1dx3iao6]http://www.semeuke.com/images/inc.gif[/img:1dx3iao6]
    [b:1dx3iao6]You are a Clueless Uke![/b:1dx3iao6]
    Having a good time is what you’re all about. You’re satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other’s manipulative behavior. You don’t expect much, and that can be a good thing. You’re perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won’t even notice, or really care, as long as you’re enjoying yourself.
    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don’t Fuck With Me Seme

    En cuanto a mi… soy un idiota inocente y manipulable, creo que ha acertado bastante incluso en los ejemplos… : (

    #327391
    SerphSerph
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    [quote="gilkong":ot1nl2oc][quote:ot1nl2oc]You are a Chibi Seme
    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke[/quote:ot1nl2oc]

    [b:ot1nl2oc]¿Que cojones es esto?.[/b:ot1nl2oc]

    edit: Puñetera wikipedia, casi preferia no saberlo :pared: :pared:[/quote:ot1nl2oc]

    #327394
    Anónimo
    Inactivo

    Soy lo mismo que rigal. Se ha equivocado. :picado:

    #327397
    La VoisinLa Voisin
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    [quote="gilkong":ub9dj3uh]edit: Puñetera wikipedia, casi preferia no saberlo :pared: :pared:[/quote:ub9dj3uh]
    Mwahahaha ahora solo falta que sauron venga para elegir el que mas le gusta!

    #327400
    RigalRigal
    Miembro

    [quote="undu":3d8cstl5][quote="gilkong":3d8cstl5]edit: Puñetera wikipedia, casi preferia no saberlo :pared: :pared:[/quote:3d8cstl5]
    Mwahahaha ahora solo falta que sauron venga para elegir el que mas le gusta![/quote:3d8cstl5]

    O rigal, pero no me saleis ninguno que me guste : (

    #327439
    La VoisinLa Voisin
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    te jodes :mrgreen:

    #327440

    Y todo esto os pasa por no leer mis spoilers, tontainas. :picado:

    [spoiler:1dmhnciy]Que si estan, estan por algo. Leñe :emo:[/spoiler:1dmhnciy]

    #327490
    GilikongGilikong
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    [quote="Sammael":1fx8vlh7]Y todo esto os pasa por no leer mis spoilers, tontainas. :picado:

    [spoiler:1fx8vlh7]Que si estan, estan por algo. Leñe :emo:[/spoiler:1fx8vlh7][/quote:1fx8vlh7]

    Es que tus spoilers son truco o smegpene

    [spoiler:1fx8vlh7]o algo peor :emo:[/spoiler:1fx8vlh7]

    #327539
    pabliterpabliter
    Miembro

    Sigo sin entender qué clase de mierda es esta ni poqué alguiejn ha hecho semejante mierda.

    No entiendo las palabras que usan ni me interesa. Y encima me han llamado gay así pornomacs. ;_;

    #327548

    [quote="gilkong":1upvcg6a][quote="Sammael":1upvcg6a]Y todo esto os pasa por no leer mis spoilers, tontainas. :picado:

    [spoiler:1upvcg6a]Que si estan, estan por algo. Leñe :emo:[/spoiler:1upvcg6a][/quote:1upvcg6a]

    Es que tus spoilers son truco o smegpene

    [spoiler:1upvcg6a]o algo peor :emo:[/spoiler:1upvcg6a][/quote:1upvcg6a]

    Esa es la gracia del tema. :mrgreen:

    Por lo demas: resumen del hilo

    [spoiler:1upvcg6a][youtube:1upvcg6a]eSMeUPFjQHc[/youtube:1upvcg6a]
    Que me aspen si no hay canción mas gayer y a la vez pegadiza. WAHT[/spoiler:1upvcg6a]

    #327761

    [quote:etx8wqq5]You are a Don’t Fuck With Me Seme!

    Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you’re the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. [/quote:etx8wqq5]

    Vaya, yo ya estaba pensando que era el test más gay que había hecho en mi vida, hasta que vi el titulo de la página. :doh:

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